1 00:00:04,805 --> 00:00:06,340 SEAN, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE REMOTE? 2 00:00:06,374 --> 00:00:07,208 I DON'T KNOW. 3 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:08,409 IS IT IN THE KITCHEN? 4 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,311 LOOK, THE KITCHEN'S PRETTY MUCH COVERED BY "I DON'T KNOW." 5 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,480 WOULD YOU HAVE BROUGHT IT UPSTAIRS? 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,148 I DON'T KNOW! 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:14,815 HERE IT IS! 8 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:16,550 NOPE, IT'S A TRISCUIT. 9 00:00:16,584 --> 00:00:19,453 OH, DAD, DON'T YOU DARE EAT THAT. 10 00:00:19,487 --> 00:00:20,321 WELL, WHY NOT? 11 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,056 IT HASN'T BEEN ON THE FLOOR OR ANYTHING. 12 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:22,890 OH. 13 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,492 SEAN, ASK CLAUDIA WHERE THE REMOTE IS. 14 00:00:24,525 --> 00:00:26,360 NO. I DON'T WANT TO BOTHER HER, MAN. 15 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,362 SHE'S IN ONE OF THOSE WEIRD MOODS. 16 00:00:28,396 --> 00:00:29,397 WHAT HAPPENED? 17 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,132 WELL, THERE WAS A LITTLE INCIDENT IN JIMMY'S ROOM, 18 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:35,203 AND CLAUDIA GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT. 19 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,441 OH, SEAN! 20 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:41,442 Sean: WHAT? 21 00:00:41,475 --> 00:00:42,843 GET IN HERE! 22 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,378 WHAT'S THE MATTER. 23 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:45,146 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 24 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,447 WE HAVE A VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, 25 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,116 VERY, VERY, VERY BIG PROBLEM. 26 00:00:48,149 --> 00:00:49,083 WHOA. SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN. 27 00:00:49,117 --> 00:00:51,852 JIMMY'S DOWNLOADING PORNOGRAPHY. 28 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,188 [GASPS] 29 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,090 OH, JIMMY. 30 00:00:56,857 --> 00:00:59,227 SO, THERE WE WERE WITH THIS NAKED WOMAN 31 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,461 ON OUR LITTLE BOY'S COMPUTER, 32 00:01:00,494 --> 00:01:02,563 AND WE DIDN'T AGREE ON HOW TO HANDLE IT. 33 00:01:02,596 --> 00:01:04,565 CLAUDIA, IF YOU WANT MY OPINION, 34 00:01:04,598 --> 00:01:06,367 IT'S NORMAL FOR SOMEONE JIMMY'S AGE 35 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,636 TO BE LOOKING AT NAKED LADIES. 36 00:01:08,669 --> 00:01:09,337 OH, REALLY? 37 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:12,106 HOW ABOUT SOMEONE SEAN'S AGE? 38 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:14,242 IT WAS YOU? 39 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,209 YES, YES, DAD! IT WAS ME, 40 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,211 AND IF IT WAS IN FRONT OF ME, I'D DO IT AGAIN. 41 00:01:17,245 --> 00:01:18,078 AND YOU KNOW WHY? 42 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,214 'CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST NAKED WOMAN 43 00:01:20,248 --> 00:01:21,915 I'LL EVER SEE. 44 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:26,454 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY CARSEY-WERNER MANDABACH, L.L.C. AND FOX BROADCASTING COMPANY 45 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,166 YOUR WIFE CAUGHT YOU LOOKING AT PORNOGRAPHY? 46 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:40,568 IT WAS ADULT CONTENT, AND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 47 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:44,305 WHAT, YOU FELL OFF A LADDER AND LANDED ON PORN? 48 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,607 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? 49 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,708 UH, HENRY, GO UPSTAIRS. 50 00:01:47,741 --> 00:01:52,613 FINE. THEN YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 51 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:56,250 LOOK, IT WAS ALL JUST TOTALLY INNOCENT, OK? 52 00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,618 I PUT A COUPLE OF BUCKS DOWN ON THE GIANTS GAME, 53 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,787 AND I HAD TO GO ON-LINE ON JIMMY'S COMPUTER 54 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:00,654 TO CHECK THE SPREAD. 55 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:05,593 OK, GIANTS AT HOME AGAINST PHILADELPHIA. 56 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:10,864 "HOT, HOT, SUPER HOT CHEERLEADERS"? 57 00:02:10,898 --> 00:02:13,167 OH. 58 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:15,169 YOU'RE NOT A REAL CHEERLEADER. 59 00:02:15,203 --> 00:02:17,505 CHEERLEADERS WEAR UNDERWEAR. 60 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:20,441 OH, YEAH, WHAT TEAM DO YOU CHEER FOR? 61 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,611 OH, MY GOD. 62 00:02:23,644 --> 00:02:27,648 Woman: [SEDUCTIVE] ENTER. COME INSIDE AND PLAY. 63 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,784 WELL, I THINK I WILL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 64 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:45,766 WHO IS THIS STUFF EVEN FOR? 65 00:02:52,606 --> 00:02:56,310 THAT'S NOT EVEN SEXY. 66 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:01,749 THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 67 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:06,587 OH, AMATEURS. YEAH, WELL, IT SHOWS. 68 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:11,259 Claudia: SEAN? 69 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,460 I'M DOING LAUNDRY, BABY. 70 00:03:12,493 --> 00:03:15,729 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING THAT'S DIRTY? 71 00:03:15,763 --> 00:03:17,398 SEAN? 72 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,300 OH, GOD. OH. 73 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,502 GO AWAY. GO. 74 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:25,673 OH, GOD. SEAN? 75 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,382 UM... 76 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:36,517 GO AWAY. 77 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:37,518 SEAN? 78 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:38,986 [GASPS] 79 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,002 OH, SEAN! 80 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:56,370 Sean: WHAT? 81 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:57,638 GET IN HERE! 82 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:58,939 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 83 00:03:58,972 --> 00:03:59,707 WE HAVE A PROBLEM. 84 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:00,474 WE HAVE A VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, 85 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,510 VERY, VERY, VERY BIG PROBLEM. 86 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:03,777 WHOA. SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN. 87 00:04:03,811 --> 00:04:06,280 JIMMY'S DOWNLOADING PORNOGRAPHY. 88 00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:09,016 JIMMY. 89 00:04:09,049 --> 00:04:10,718 JEEZ. 90 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:11,485 OK. ALL RIGHT. 91 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,287 WE KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME, RIGHT? 92 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:15,489 WE JUST HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 93 00:04:15,523 --> 00:04:16,890 UH, WE DON'T REALLY 94 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,492 HAVE TO TALK TO HIM, DO WE, BABE? 95 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,393 I MEAN, HE'S A BOY. 96 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:20,328 HE WANTED TO SEE A PICTURE OF A NAKED LADY. 97 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:23,464 HE SAW ONE. NOW IT'S OUT OF HIS SYSTEM. 98 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:24,832 OH. YEAH, I MEAN, 99 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:25,533 WHAT BOY WANTS TO SEE 100 00:04:25,566 --> 00:04:28,736 MORE THAN ONE NAKED LADY. HEH. 101 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:30,203 YOU BLAMED IT ON JIMMY? 102 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:32,606 NO, DAD. CLAUDIA BLAMED IT ON JIMMY, OK? 103 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,074 I JUST DIDN'T CORRECT HER. 104 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,509 JIMMY'S HOME? 105 00:04:35,543 --> 00:04:36,276 NO. 106 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:38,679 OH, 'CAUSE I HEARD YOU SAY "JIMMY." 107 00:04:38,712 --> 00:04:41,482 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING FOR JIMMY? 108 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:44,084 OH, I'M NOT. 109 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:44,918 I JUST WANTED TO GREET HIM, 110 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,455 YOU KNOW, AFTER A LONG DAY AT SCHOOL. 111 00:04:47,488 --> 00:04:49,390 YOU'LL CALL ME WHEN HE GETS IN, RIGHT? 112 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:51,959 YEAH. HEH HEH. SO YOU CAN GREET HIM. 113 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,327 YEAH. 114 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,396 HERE IT IS. HERE'S THE REMOTE. 115 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:56,129 ALL RIGHT. 116 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,532 NO, NO. THAT'S THE STEREO REMOTE. 117 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:01,068 I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT WE WERE LOOKING FOR. 118 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:03,737 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN LET JIMMY 119 00:05:03,771 --> 00:05:04,905 TAKE THE FALL FOR WHAT YOU DID. 120 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,808 DAD, I THOUGHT THIS WHOLE THING WAS GONNA BLOW OVER, OK? 121 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:08,809 IT WAS CLAUDIA. 122 00:05:08,842 --> 00:05:09,877 SHE WOULDN'T LET IT DROP. 123 00:05:09,910 --> 00:05:13,414 JIMMY, THE FEELINGS YOU'VE BEEN HAVING ARE HEALTHY. 124 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:14,815 WHAT? WHAT FEELINGS? 125 00:05:14,848 --> 00:05:16,950 YOU KNOW. I THINK HE GETS IT. 126 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:20,621 I'M JUST SAYING IT'S NATURAL TO BE CURIOUS. 127 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,022 YOU KNOW, ONE MINUTE YOU'RE THINKING, 128 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,491 "BOY, BASEBALL'S FUN," 129 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:24,758 AND THE NEXT, YOU'RE RUBBING UP 130 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,927 AGAINST MANNEQUINS AT THE MALL. 131 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:27,661 WHAT? 132 00:05:27,695 --> 00:05:29,630 JUST STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT. 133 00:05:29,663 --> 00:05:30,564 OK, I DON'T THINK 134 00:05:30,598 --> 00:05:32,032 WE SHOULD BEAT THIS THING INTO THE GROUND. 135 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,066 THE KID KNOWS HE DID WRONG, 136 00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:34,735 AND HE'S NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN. 137 00:05:34,768 --> 00:05:36,804 BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG, 138 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:37,571 SO MAYBE I WILL DO IT AGAIN. 139 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,940 JIMMY, YOU'RE JUST MAKING IT WORSE. 140 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:40,774 HOW? 141 00:05:40,808 --> 00:05:41,709 OH, IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL 142 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:44,612 TO WANT TO LOOK AT PICTURES OF NAKED GIRLS. 143 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,780 OK. GOT ANY? 144 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,449 [SIGHS] 145 00:05:48,482 --> 00:05:49,216 YOU KNOW, MISTER, 146 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,718 WE DIDN'T WANT IT TO COME TO THIS. 147 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:51,719 NO, WE DIDN'T. 148 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:55,823 WE KNOW WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING ON YOUR COMPUTER. 149 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,859 WHOA! CHECK IT OUT. 150 00:05:58,892 --> 00:06:00,961 WAIT A MINUTE. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS? 151 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:01,729 I CAN'T TELL. 152 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,664 LET ME LOOK AT IT A LITTLE CLOSER. 153 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:07,034 NO. SEAN, THIS IS-- SEAN. 154 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,505 SEAN! 155 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,640 POOR JIMMY. 156 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,708 JIMMY? HE'S NOT HERE. 157 00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:15,609 OH. 158 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,078 SOME EXAMPLE YOU'RE SETTIN' AS A FATHER-- 159 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:18,846 LOOKING AT NAKED PICTURES. 160 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:21,982 OH, YEAH, DAD. YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. 161 00:06:22,850 --> 00:06:24,452 THAT'S RIGHT. 162 00:06:24,485 --> 00:06:28,756 YOU'VE GOT BRUSHES TO SELL, AND SHE'S BUYIN'. 163 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,057 OH, YEAH. 164 00:06:30,090 --> 00:06:30,824 DAD? 165 00:06:30,858 --> 00:06:34,895 KNOCK BEFORE YOU ENTER THE GARAGE. 166 00:06:34,928 --> 00:06:35,863 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 167 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:39,933 UH, BUILDING A BIRDHOUSE. WHAT'S IT LOOK LIKE? 168 00:06:39,967 --> 00:06:42,870 AAH! 169 00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,872 IT WAS A FOREIGN FILM. 170 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:46,073 I'M A FOREIGN FILM BUFF. 171 00:06:46,106 --> 00:06:48,476 OH, COME ON, DAD. NAME ONE FOREIGN FILM YOU'VE EVER SEEN. 172 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,077 THE FRENCH CONNECTION. 173 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:52,613 YOU EVER SEE DAWN OF THE DEAD? 174 00:06:52,646 --> 00:06:53,547 THAT'S NOT A FOREIGN FILM, 175 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:54,648 AND NEITHER IS THE FRENCH CONNECTION. 176 00:06:54,682 --> 00:06:58,986 WELL, THANK YOU FOR SHUTTING DOWN ALL CONVERSATION. 177 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:01,722 BESIDES, SEAN, 178 00:07:01,755 --> 00:07:02,890 JIMMY'S A MINOR. 179 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:03,824 I NEVER LET YOU KIDS 180 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:05,726 LOOK AT DIRTY PICTURES WHEN YOU WERE HIS AGE. 181 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:06,794 HEY, DAD, WHEN WE WERE JIMMY'S AGE, 182 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:09,563 GETTING OUR HANDS ON DIRTY PICTURES WAS NOT EASY. 183 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:10,998 BELIEVE ME. 184 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,470 ALL RIGHT, EDDIE. HIS BACK IS TURNED. 185 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:19,473 JUST GRAB THE CANDY. HE'LL NEVER CATCH YOU. 186 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:20,541 OK, OK. 187 00:07:20,574 --> 00:07:21,542 GO. 188 00:07:21,575 --> 00:07:23,944 HEY, MISTER, THAT KID JUST STOLE SOME RED HOTS. 189 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:24,912 HEY! 190 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:25,746 COME HERE, KID! 191 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:27,981 COME ON BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE MIDGET! 192 00:07:28,015 --> 00:07:28,916 GIVE ME THAT CANDY! 193 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:29,983 COME BACK HERE! 194 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:31,985 I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR EARS OFF! 195 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:44,898 I PULLED A MUSCLE 196 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,868 PROTECTING SOME LITTLE KIDS FROM BULLIES. 197 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,936 OH, GOOD WORK, SON. HERE, 198 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,137 LET ME WORK ON THAT FOR YOU. 199 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,705 NO, NO. 200 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:52,873 I'LL JUST WALK IT OFF. 201 00:07:52,906 --> 00:07:54,942 DON'T BE SILLY. 202 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,209 HERE. 203 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:58,546 WHOA. 204 00:07:58,579 --> 00:07:59,913 THIS IS STIFF. 205 00:07:59,947 --> 00:08:02,049 LET ME SEE. 206 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:05,553 OH, HERE'S YOUR PROBLEM. 207 00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:08,121 YOU GOT A SPRAINED PORN, 208 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,056 YOU LITTLE PERVERT. 209 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:11,191 I CATCH YOU LOOKING AT DIRTY PICTURES AGAIN, 210 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,961 YOU'LL THINK THIS IS A LOVE TAP. 211 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,930 IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD NOW, DAD. 212 00:08:16,964 --> 00:08:20,834 I MEAN, THEY PIPE THIS STUFF DIRECTLY INTO YOUR HOUSE. 213 00:08:20,868 --> 00:08:22,102 WELL, THEY PIPE IN ELECTRICITY, TOO, 214 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:25,038 BUT THAT DON'T MEAN YOU WANT TO STICK YOUR FINGER IN A SOCKET. 215 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,139 YEAH, BUT EVERYTHING'S CHANGED. 216 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:28,175 THEY SEAL PLAYBOYS IN PLASTIC NOW. 217 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,110 YEAH, WELL, MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU 218 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:32,045 TO ACTUALLY BUY THEM. 219 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,046 IT'S LIKE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE. 220 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,016 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING. 221 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,118 HEY, JIMMY, WHAT'S UP? 222 00:08:38,151 --> 00:08:39,920 NOTHING. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING? 223 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:42,189 JIMMY, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? 224 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:43,023 LEAVE ME ALONE. 225 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,058 COME ON. I'M JUST CONCERNED ABOUT YOU. 226 00:08:45,092 --> 00:08:48,128 I SAW YOU IN THE COMPUTER LAB WITH SISTER HELEN. 227 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:48,929 WHAT HAPPENED? 228 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:50,330 WHY DO YOU THINK SOMETHING HAPPENED? 229 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,098 BECAUSE YOU LOOK GUILTY. 230 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:54,034 WELL, I AM GUILTY, AND SO ARE YOU. 231 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,703 DON'T FREAK OUT ON ME! 232 00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:56,970 WHAT'S GOING ON? 233 00:08:57,004 --> 00:08:59,039 SHE PUT ME UP TO THIS. 234 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:01,208 I KNOW I SHOULD RESPECT SISTER HELEN 235 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,043 BECAUSE SHE'S MARRIED TO GOD, 236 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,311 BUT, YOU KNOW, ON THE OTHER HAND, 237 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,847 I THINK HE COULD DO A LOT BETTER. 238 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:07,815 MM-HMM. 239 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:10,951 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE WHAT SHE DID TO ME TODAY. 240 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:11,919 SO, IN CONCLUSION, 241 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:12,986 WE SHOULD NEVER TAKE ANY 242 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:15,589 OF OUR 4 FREEDOMS FOR GRANITE. 243 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:18,058 THANK YOU. 244 00:09:18,726 --> 00:09:23,864 LILY, DID YOU SAY, "FOR GRANITE"? 245 00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,165 YES, FOR GRANITE. 246 00:09:25,198 --> 00:09:28,068 AS IN, "DON'T TAKE ANYTHING FOR GRANITE." 247 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:31,204 DON'T ASSUME SOMETHING'S SET IN STONE 248 00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,105 WHEN IT MIGHT NOT BE. 249 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:35,075 I BELIEVE THE EXPRESSION IS "FOR GRANTED." 250 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:36,944 CLASS? 251 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,912 All: YEAH. 252 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:40,480 HEH. 253 00:09:40,513 --> 00:09:42,850 WELL, SISTER HELEN, MY REPORT IS OVER, 254 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:44,384 SO YOUR POINT IS MUTE. 255 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:49,089 I BELIEVE, LILY, MY POINT IS "MOOT." 256 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,859 [LAUGHTER] 257 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:57,330 MOOT! WHO SAYS "MOOT"? 258 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:58,131 UH-HUH. 259 00:09:58,165 --> 00:10:01,635 JIMMY, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME? 260 00:10:01,669 --> 00:10:02,435 WHAT? 261 00:10:02,469 --> 00:10:05,005 EWW. WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PERV? 262 00:10:05,038 --> 00:10:07,307 MOM SHOWED IT TO ME. 263 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:08,008 SHE DELETED IT, 264 00:10:08,041 --> 00:10:10,277 BUT I DECIDED TO UNDELETE IT. 265 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:12,112 GROSS. 266 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,146 HEY, CAN YOU DO THAT THING 267 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,749 WHERE YOU PUT SOMEBODY ELSE'S HEAD ON THAT BODY? 268 00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,351 YEAH, IF I HAD A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH. 269 00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,190 OOH. YEARBOOK COMMITTEE. 270 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:25,993 Lily: IT LOOKS SO REAL. 271 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,327 YOU'RE AN ARTIST. 272 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:28,395 IT'S NOT PERFECT YET, 273 00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,263 BUT I CAN MAKE IT BETTER. 274 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,965 MOVE. 275 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,958 "YOUR EYES ONLY"? 276 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,131 AAH! 277 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:07,100 AW, LILY, THAT SORT OF STUNT 278 00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,402 WILL GET YOU KICKED OFF THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE. 279 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:11,839 I'M NOT ON THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE. 280 00:11:11,872 --> 00:11:15,142 IT JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE. 281 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,109 WHAT DOES? 282 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:19,079 NOTHING FOR YOU TO HEAR. GO IN THE OTHER ROOM. 283 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,183 LOOK, JIMMY WAS GONNA BE EXPOSED TO EROTICA 284 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,151 SOONER OR LATER. 285 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,819 IT'S BEST THAT HE DID IT IN THE COMFORT OF HOME 286 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,420 UNDER THE GUIDANCE OF HIS MOTHER. 287 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:31,324 SOMEHOW, HIS MOTHER DIDN'T SEE IT THAT WAY. 288 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,325 WHAT WAY? 289 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:33,894 HEY, HENRY, WHAT THE-- 290 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,929 WILL YOU JUST GO TO THE KITCHEN, PLEASE? 291 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,931 I JUST GOT THROWN OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 292 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,868 ALL RIGHT. WELL, THEN WILL YOU JUST GO SOMEPLACE? 293 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:43,070 ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO USE THE COMPUTER. 294 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:43,636 NO! AH! 295 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:45,505 DON'T USE THE COMPUTER. 296 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,508 FINE. I'LL GO SIT IN THE BATHROOM. 297 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,178 I WISH I HAD TO GO. 298 00:11:52,145 --> 00:11:54,381 LOOK, DID YOU APOLOGIZE TO CLAUDIA? 299 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,382 YES! 300 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,951 I JUST DON'T THINK I DID A VERY GOOD JOB OF IT. 301 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,120 CLAUDIA, COME ON. NAKED WOMEN ARE EVERYWHERE. 302 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,354 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 303 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:02,155 I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS. 304 00:12:02,189 --> 00:12:04,057 IT'S LIKE-- IT'S LIKE A SALES TOOL. 305 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,058 YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T AVOID IT. 306 00:12:05,092 --> 00:12:07,961 OK, LIKE THAT MAGAZINE YOU'RE READING, RIGHT? 307 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:08,962 THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FOR WOMEN. 308 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:11,031 BUT SEE? HEY, THERE'S A NAKED GIRL RIGHT THERE. 309 00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:13,266 WHAT'S SHE SUPPOSED TO BE SELLING? 310 00:12:13,300 --> 00:12:16,469 SHE'S GIVING HERSELF A BREAST EXAM. 311 00:12:16,503 --> 00:12:17,805 OH. REALLY? 312 00:12:17,838 --> 00:12:20,207 OW. OK, OK, OK. BUT MY POINT IS 313 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,508 THAT THE WOMEN THAT YOU SEE IN MAGAZINES, 314 00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,044 THEY'RE DESIGNED TO BE OBJECTS OF LUST. 315 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:27,480 THAT'S WHY GUYS CAN'T HELP IT. THEY'RE PERFECT. 316 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,882 THEY'RE PERFECT? YEAH. 317 00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:32,019 I MEAN, NO, NOT LIKE-- I MEAN, YOU ARE REAL. 318 00:12:32,052 --> 00:12:33,153 OH, YOU'RE COMPARING ME TO THEM? 319 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:35,856 NO, BABY, THERE'S NO COMPARISON. 320 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:36,689 EXCUSE ME? 321 00:12:36,723 --> 00:12:38,458 TOTALLY SEPARATE CATEGORIES, YOU KNOW? 322 00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:42,395 LIKE A GUY LIKE ME COULD HAVE A WOMAN LIKE THAT. RIGHT. 323 00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,230 YOU KNOW? 324 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,031 WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A SHOT? 325 00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,532 HEY, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT. 326 00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,067 I LOVE YOU. 327 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,137 YOU'RE A GREAT...MOM. 328 00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:50,871 AAH! 329 00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,940 AND YOU, YOU ARE A GREAT BIG ASS! 330 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,108 OK. SEE, NOW YOU'RE OVERREACTING, WHICH I KNEW YOU WOULD, 331 00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:56,376 WHICH IS WHY I LIED TO YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE. 332 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,246 IF I'M SO PREDICTABLE, WHICH FOOT AM I ABOUT TO KICK YOU WITH? 333 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,380 YOUR RIGHT? 334 00:13:00,413 --> 00:13:01,281 OW. 335 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,016 WRONG! OW! 336 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:03,683 YOU SWITCHED! 337 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:04,451 Claudia: ARRGH! [DOOR SLAMS] 338 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:07,454 DOES THAT MEAN I'M NOT GETTING ANY? 339 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,259 GREAT ADVICE, MILT. 340 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,927 TALK TO MY BROTHER, WILL YA? 341 00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:14,962 WHO IS IT? 342 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:15,863 IT'S MY BUDDY MILT. 343 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:20,533 HE WAS IN THE EXACT SAME SITUATION AS YOU. 344 00:13:20,567 --> 00:13:21,434 YEAH? YEAH. 345 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:23,170 HIS WIFE CAUGHT HIM MAKING AN EROTIC FILM 346 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:24,838 WITH HIMSELF AND THE PLUMBER. 347 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:29,442 AH! AH, THAT'S NOT MY SITUATION, MILT. 348 00:13:30,010 --> 00:13:31,044 FIRST CLAUDIA, NOW MILT. 349 00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,980 YOU'RE PICKING A FIGHT WITH EVERYONE. 350 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:33,981 HEY, WHOA. 351 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,582 I TRIED HARD TO END THAT FIGHT WITH CLAUDIA, OK? 352 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,885 I TRIED VERY HARD. 353 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,856 OOPS. SORRY. 354 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:46,126 LISTEN, YOU CAN'T STAY MAD AT ME FOREVER. 355 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,627 OH, I'M NOT JUST MAD. 356 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:52,632 IT'S REALLY A COMBINATION OF ANGER AND BETRAYAL 357 00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:53,500 AND BLECCH! 358 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,902 WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, 359 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,004 BECAUSE YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN ME! 360 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:57,737 OH, PLEASE! 361 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:58,805 I HARDLY THINK I'LL BE TURNED ON 362 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,442 LOOKING AT SOME STUPID DIRTY PICTURES ON THE WEB. 363 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:06,079 OH, YEAH? HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 364 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:08,448 Sean: "HOT, BUTTERED BOYS." 365 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:10,617 THIS REALLY ISN'T DOING MUCH FOR ME. 366 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:12,986 COME ON, BABE, WHAT ABOUT THIS GUY RIGHT HERE? 367 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,489 THE FIREMAN WITH HIS FIREMAN THONG. 368 00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:17,457 HE'S HOT. 369 00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,260 I DON'T THINK THIS SITE IS DESIGNED FOR WOMEN. 370 00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,129 WHAT ABOUT THE DOCTOR OVER HERE 371 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,931 WITH THE JOCKSTRAP ON? 372 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:24,831 WHO? 373 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,266 HEY, CAN I PLAY FROGGER WHEN YOU'RE DONE? 374 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,935 GOD. 375 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,972 HEY. YOU COULD JUST SAY NO. 376 00:14:34,207 --> 00:14:36,076 YOU KNOW, IF I WERE GAY, 377 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,411 I WOULDN'T NEED ANY OF THAT STUFF 378 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,612 TO GET MY KICKS OFF. 379 00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:40,613 I'D JUST BE STRIPPIN' DOWN, 380 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,216 CHECKING MYSELF OUT IN THE MIRROR. 381 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,919 YOU DO THAT NOW. 382 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:49,089 YEAH, BUT I'D REALLY GET INTO IT. 383 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:50,423 GOD, MAN, 384 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:52,659 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 385 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,460 I MEAN, 386 00:14:53,493 --> 00:14:55,963 IT SEEMED LIKE IT WAS WORTH A SHOT. 387 00:14:55,996 --> 00:15:00,167 YOU WERE WASTING YOUR TIME. WOMEN DON'T RESPOND TO PICTURES. 388 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:02,936 THEY RESPOND TO EROTIC THOUGHTS-- 389 00:15:02,970 --> 00:15:07,674 WORDS LIKE SATIN, 390 00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:11,979 WISP, BUTTERSCOTCH, SLATHER. 391 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:16,083 OH, THANKS, EDDIE. HOW ABOUT, UM, LEPROSY. 392 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,684 [DOORBELL RINGS] COLESLAW. 393 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,186 GO AHEAD, MAKE JOKES. 394 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,321 BUNGALOW. 395 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,590 GOAT CHEESE. 396 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,192 SISTER HELEN. 397 00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,460 HI. HELLO, MR. FINNERTY. 398 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:28,561 UH, COME IN. 399 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:34,101 UH, IS THERE SOME KIND OF PROBLEM? 400 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,035 YES, THERE IS. 401 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,004 I'M AFRAID SOMEBODY'S BEEN HAVING SOME FUN 402 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,205 ON THE INTERNET. 403 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:38,905 OH, MY GOD! I MEAN, 404 00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,141 DOES EVERYBODY KNOW ABOUT THIS? 405 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,609 MR. FINNERTY, I'M-- 406 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,643 OH, LOOK, OK, FINE! 407 00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:46,746 ALL RIGHT, I CLICKED ONTO A NAKED CHEERLEADER SITE! 408 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:47,547 ALL RIGHT! YES, YES! 409 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,182 I LOOKED AT PICTURES OF NAKED WOMEN-- 410 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,183 DOZENS OF 'EM-- 411 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,752 FROLICKING IN ALL KINDS OF LURID SITUATIONS, OK? 412 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:55,422 SO, NOW I CONFESS IN FRONT OF YOU AND GOD. 413 00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,424 IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?! 414 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,193 I'M HERE TO SEE LILY. 415 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:03,596 I THINK SHE'S IN THE KITCHEN. 416 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,333 OH, MY GOD. 417 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:08,701 WHAT IS SISTER HELEN DOING HERE? 418 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,638 WELL, UM, SHE'S A NUN, YOU KNOW. 419 00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,640 THEY KNOW THINGS. 420 00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:16,043 WHAT DOES SHE KNOW? 421 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,078 UM, WELL... 422 00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:21,181 [DARTH VADER THEME PLAYING] 423 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:35,228 JIMMY, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE QUITE THE COMPUTER WHIZ. 424 00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:36,029 WELL, YOU KNOW, 425 00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,331 A LOT OF KIDS ARE COMPUTER WHIZZES. 426 00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,134 I NEED YOUR HELP. 427 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:46,106 SO, YOU CAN TRACE THE SOURCE OF THE E-MAIL 428 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:48,508 USING THE CODE AT THE BOTTOM? 429 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,476 UM, YEAH. 430 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:53,046 SEE, UM, FIRST, YOU IDENTIFY 431 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,114 THE LOCAL AREA NETWORK 432 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,684 THROUGH THE SMTP ADDRESS. 433 00:16:57,717 --> 00:17:00,287 UM, THEN USUALLY 434 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,123 YOU CAN, UM, YOU CAN LOCATE-- 435 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,157 IT WAS ME! 436 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:08,128 AND--AND LILY. IT WAS MOSTLY LILY. 437 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,167 YOU RATTED ME OUT? 438 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,635 I WAS JUST BEING HONEST. 439 00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:18,171 GRANDPA, ARE NUNS ALLOWED TO HOLD A GRUDGE? 440 00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:20,173 THEY'RE SWORN TO FORGIVENESS, RIGHT? 441 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,842 NO, THEY'RE SWORN TO POVERTY AND CHASTITY. 442 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,378 GRUDGES ARE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY PLEASURES 443 00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,713 THEY'VE GOT LEFT. 444 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:27,714 OH, BOY. 445 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,450 HELLO, LILY. AAH! 446 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,120 HI. 447 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,223 I DIDN'T DO IT. 448 00:17:41,128 --> 00:17:42,429 CLAUDIA? 449 00:17:44,231 --> 00:17:46,099 I KNOW YOU'RE KIND OF DOWN. 450 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,033 YEAH, A LITTLE. 451 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,701 I'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT'S GONNA PUT THE SMILE 452 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,802 BACK ON YOUR FACE. 453 00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:50,870 OH, YEAH? WHAT? 454 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,773 I LOOK AT EROTICA IMAGERY. 455 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:58,178 WHERE'S THAT SMILE? 456 00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:00,247 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY? 457 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:02,215 THAT ALL GUYS LOOK, IT'S NORMAL, 458 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,583 AND THERE'S A LOT MORE STUFF OUT THERE 459 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:06,686 THAT'S WAY MORE EXOTIC THAN WHAT SEAN WAS LOOKING AT. 460 00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,588 OK, I DON'T NEED TO HEAR ABOUT THAT, OK? 461 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:11,758 THEY GOT A SITE THAT'S JUST GIRLS WEARING GLOVES. 462 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,493 NOTHING BUT GLOVES. 463 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,694 GLOVES? 464 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:20,500 BIG GIRLS WEARING OPERA GLOVES AND, YOU KNOW, DRIVING GLOVES. 465 00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,202 BASEBALL GLOVES. 466 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,137 SHUT IT, OK? DEFINITELY DON'T. 467 00:18:24,171 --> 00:18:25,372 ALL I'M SAYING, CLAUDIA, IS THAT, YOU KNOW, 468 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,840 OF ALL PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD NOT FEEL THREATENED. 469 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,509 THANK YOU, AND I DON'T. I'M FINE. 470 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,813 GOOD, BECAUSE YOU COULD HAVE YOUR OWN SITE. 471 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:35,448 I'M SERIOUS. 472 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,151 YOU'D GET A LOT OF HITS. 473 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,520 I'D CHECK YOU OUT. 474 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,357 OK, THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND SEAN, OK? 475 00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:46,293 OK, BUT LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE SERIOUS 476 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,160 ABOUT STARTING THIS SITE. 477 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,262 OTHERWISE, I'VE GOT TO GET SOMEONE ELSE. 478 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:53,733 WHAT DID YOU HOPE TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS STUNT? 479 00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,368 CAN I BE HONEST? 480 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:59,206 SOMETIMES I DO THINGS TO GET ATTENTION. 481 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,574 I REALLY THINK IT'S A CRY FOR HELP. 482 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:05,578 I MEAN, LOOK AT MY ENVIRONMENT. 483 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,781 IT'S REALLY HARD, AND I'M JUST A KID. 484 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:12,652 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I HAVE NOBODY TO TURN TO. 485 00:19:12,685 --> 00:19:13,953 LET'S TALK PUNISHMENT. 486 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,888 YEAH, LET'S GO. 487 00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,592 WELL, I RAN THE SITUATION PAST THE ARCH BISHOP, 488 00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,927 AND HE HAD SOME ADVICE. 489 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,963 HOW DID HE PUT IT? "GO CRAZY." 490 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,666 SISTER HELEN, IF I MAY, 491 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:29,269 IS THIS ABOUT THE PHOTOGRAPH? 492 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,903 YOU'VE SEEN IT, TOO? 493 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:31,704 YES, I HAVE, 494 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,241 AND I KNOW YOU MAY FEEL EMBARRASSED, 495 00:19:34,274 --> 00:19:35,275 BUT REALLY, 496 00:19:35,308 --> 00:19:36,843 YOU OUGHT TO BE PROUD. 497 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:37,577 [SIGHS] 498 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:39,912 IT WASN'T MY BODY, MR. FINNERTY. 499 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:40,880 IT WAS A FAKE. 500 00:19:40,913 --> 00:19:43,616 WELL, YOU COULD KNOCK ME OVER WITH A FEATHER. 501 00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:46,986 I DON'T THINK ANYBODY WOULD EVER KNOW. 502 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,490 WELL, I DO USE THE AB ROLLER TWICE A WEEK. 503 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,725 THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 504 00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,327 OH, NO? 505 00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:58,331 HERE'S WHAT I'M THINKING, LILY. 506 00:19:58,365 --> 00:19:59,232 SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A SHUTTERBUG, 507 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,601 YOU'RE GONNA JOIN THE YEARBOOK COMMITTEE. 508 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,435 WHAT? 509 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:03,870 OH, I THINK THEY COULD USE YOUR SKILLS. 510 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:05,004 THEY MEET EVERY DAY AFTER SCHOOL, 511 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,607 AND SATURDAYS FROM 10:00 TO 4:00. 512 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,009 BUT THE YEARBOOK PEOPLE ARE SUCH DORKS. 513 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,579 OH, REALLY? I HADN'T NOTICED. 514 00:20:12,612 --> 00:20:15,315 COULDN'T YOU JUST EXPEL ME OR SOMETHING? 515 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:19,819 I'M SORRY, LILY, BUT THE SUBJECT IS "MUTE." 516 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:23,723 UH, SISTER HELEN, IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 517 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:24,591 IT WILL BE. 518 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,592 THAT'S A LOVELY CARDIGAN YOU'RE WEARING. 519 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:29,796 PUT YOUR EYES BACK IN YOUR HEAD, MR. FINNERTY. 520 00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,867 DID YOU JUST SEND EDDIE UP TO TALK TO ME? 521 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,569 DID EDDIE JUST TALK TO YOU? YES. 522 00:20:36,603 --> 00:20:37,637 DID IT HELP? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 523 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,639 CLAUDIA, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 524 00:20:39,672 --> 00:20:42,975 OK, OK. YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET 525 00:20:43,009 --> 00:20:43,843 AND YOU SEE A DEAD PIGEON, 526 00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,312 AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK, 527 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:46,346 BUT YOU CAN'T HELP YOURSELF? 528 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,580 SO, YOU LOOK, AND THEN YOU NOTICE 529 00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,316 THAT THERE ARE MAGGOTS CRAWLING ALL OVER IT, 530 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,418 AND YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR LUNCH? 531 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,286 WHAT'S YOUR POINT? 532 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:56,856 MY MIND IS A DEAD PIGEON, 533 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:57,857 AND YOU DON'T WANT TO LOOK. 534 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:01,394 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY I DO THE STUPID THINGS I DO. 535 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,629 I JUST DO, OK? 536 00:21:02,662 --> 00:21:04,431 BUT I LOVE YOU, AND I'M SORRY. 537 00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,468 AND SO, JUST PLEASE, JUST STEP OVER THE DEAD PIGEON 538 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,702 AND KEEP WALKIN'. 539 00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,938 THAT'S THE MOST REVOLTING APOLOGY 540 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:14,507 I'VE EVER GOTTEN. 541 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,576 DO YOU ACCEPT IT? 542 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:19,979 HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT THIS SITE 543 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:21,548 THAT'S ALL ABOUT GLOVES? 544 00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:22,915 GLOVES? 545 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:23,750 MM-HMM. 546 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:27,420 BIG WOMEN WEARING NOTHING BUT GLOVES. 547 00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:30,523 NO. GLOV--ARE YOU KIDDING? 548 00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:33,493 OH, GOD, THAT MAKES ME SO HAPPY. 549 00:21:38,030 --> 00:21:38,765 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS EVER PASSED FOR ADULT ENTERTAINMENT. 550 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:39,399 IT'S NOT REALLY DIRTY. IT'S JUST-- 551 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,867 NAUGHTY. WHAT'S SHE DOING? 552 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,034 SHE'S SITTING THERE IN HER UNDERWEAR 553 00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:43,069 SCOLDING A STUFFED ANIMAL. 554 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:46,005 OH, YEAH. BAD TIGER, BAD TIGER. 555 00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:48,007 CRACK THAT WHIP, BETTY. 556 00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:50,076 I FIND THIS OFFENSIVE. 557 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:50,943 THAT'S IT? 558 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:54,514 WHAT A RIP. OH, GOD, DAD. 559 00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:58,618 LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN. LET'S WATCH IT AGAIN. 560 00:21:58,651 --> 00:21:59,652 OH! 561 00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:00,420 GET HIM OUT OF HERE! 562 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:01,988 IT'S BEDTIME. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU. 563 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:02,722 COME ON. 564 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,023 WHY WAS SHE SO MAD AT THAT TIGER? 565 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,059 LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. BED. BED.